Me: Are you here for the giant raccoon?
Animal Control Officer: No. I'm here for the cougar.
Me: Cougar?!?
Animal Control Officer: Yes. We've had a report of a cougar on the other side of your building.
Me: Yikes!
Animal Control Officer: I suggest you get inside.
Me: Okay.
Animal Control Officer: And take that cougar-snack of a dog with you.
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