A Word to the Wise

When one cohabitates with a tiny mischief-maker, one should take care to ensure that all delicate personal items have been stored safely away before going out, lest said mischief-maker tear said personal itmes to shreds when left home alone.

On a completely different subject, when one eats alarmingly bright Red Velvet Cupcakes, one should not be surprised when one's poo adopts said hue. (I don't have pictures...you'll have to use your imagination for this one.)